For all the Conservatives in a fetal position

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We all know that tonight Barack Obama will be elected President. And that
has neocons quivering and snarling. I've seen message boards across the web
polluted with comments about how the world is ending, America will be dead, they
are lining up to buy ammunition (seriously!), etc. As usual the loyal McCain
supporters insist we're deluded for not choosing the GOP, despite the fact their
party has run the show for eight years and done an abysmal job at it, and
they've run a pair of clowns too old, incompetent and stupid to possibly deserve
election.So I'd just like to say to the infuriated GOP loyalists right
now:You're NOT going to be driven underground to live in the sewers for the next
four years.You're NOT going to be deported.You're NOT going to start
contributing 50% or 75% or 90% of your paycheck for "socialist wealth
redistribution."You're NOT going to see your religion banned or outlawed.You're
NOT going to receive a visit from the Federal government asking you to hand in
your guns.You're NOT going to see the Russians/Chinese/Al Qaeda walking down
Main Street in your town having "been handed the keys by Barack Obama" or some
such drivel.You're NOT going to see your children forced to marry blacks, turn
gay, become Satanist, or any other insane nonsense.You're NOT going to see
abortionists in your children's schools looking for eager customers.And in four
years, when all these fears and terrors you have concerning President Obama fail
to materialize, I hope you will have the guts and decency to admit you were
wrong about him and vote for his re-election.