Shortly after a snowy night in DC, Barack Obama wakes up, looks out the window, and sees that SOMEBODY has pissed the words "OBAMA SUCKS" into the snow. Livid, he calls in the Secret Service and FBI and demand they find out who did it.
Later, the head of the Secret Service detail reports back.
"Mr. President, we know who the culprit is."
"Well, tell me!' says the Prez.
"You're not gonna like it, sir."
"Tell me anyway. I'm a grown man - I can handle it."
"All right, Mr. President. DNA analysis is conclusive - the urine is Joe Biden's."
"Oh, my God! My own Vice President?!?"
"It's worse than that, sir."
"How could it possibly be worse?"
"It's Michelle's handwriting."
Ba-DUMP! PISH!
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