I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
...
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street 'Wal-Mart Street.'
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
And, finally...I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a truck...
(BIG thanks to my Facebook friend Kevin Colter for this!)
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Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
A cake fit for a Geek...
Would you believe this is a CAKE?
Apparently, a company in Cambridge, Ontario called Kandy Cakes makes this, as well as other cake art. Inasmuch as I was a HUGE fan of "Battlestar Galactica", my inner geek just died of happiness a little...now, if they do the Enterprise...
Monday, August 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Don't mince words...
What I can't stand about Keith Olbemann - he never says what he REALLY thinks...
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Jon Stewart vs. CNBC. Part 2...
So Jim Cramer's taking it personally...GAME ON! Where's the damn popcorn?
Thursday, September 4, 2008
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